Funny Job Title Packaging

Found this on a friend's Facebook wall, thought i should share with you guys . Very funny.
To Package yourself no be crime... check out the following  JOB TITLES!

*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)
*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)
*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)
*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)
*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)
*Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO)
*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
Do Not Forget *Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).
Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)
Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)
Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)
Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)
Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)
Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)
Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)
Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)


Remember, you can only be treated the way you treat yourself. Package yourself well and be treated as such. Good luck in your job search. Have a lovely day.